Sunday, August 28th, 2016

"I really like soda, mommy. It makes you strong like dinosaurs!"

I'll be kind and refrain from telling her that if she wants to grow strong like a dinosaur, she'd do better drinking more vegetable juice. No need to crush tiny delusions just yet, after all.
Who'd have thought. I've been doing it wrong for years! Apparently, to make smoothies, one must do the following:

"First you get a smoovie, then you put the yellow in, then you put it in the oven, and then you eat it!"

If I weren't so exhausted, I'd be laughing my head off.